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* 50% of the shirt and/or mobile device cases net sale price will be deducted when one or more qualifying products are purchased and the coupon code DADSCASENTEE is applied at checkout. Offer is valid until May 31, 2012 at 11:59pm PT.
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**BY POPULAR DEMAND - the HONKY CRACKER HOODY!***
As Heard on the LARRY ELDER SHOW!!
the SOWELLLL TRAIN T-shirt! and Beer Stein!
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****New T-Shirt Design****
****the Day of the Dead tie!! ****
The Day of the Dead celebrations are over, but you can still get your classy tie with my mariachi day of the dead design!
T-shirt also available with this design – click on the images to check them out and order today!
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Through my many Twitter
interactions, this idea came upon me! The “Fighting Jewish” Logo based on the “Fighting Irish”!
CLICK on the IMAGE to see the T-shirt available on ZAZZLE!
Other items available with this logo – let me know if you want something else!
****Earlier T-Shirt Design****
Where does the statement, “best thing since sliced bread come from?” Probably some imperialist oppressor a long time ago, who came up with it to oppress others! Imperiously! Well now, you can too!

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UPDATE! T-Shirt officially endorsed by Roger Spires! A REAL white person! Wow!
***MORE GRINGOLICIOUSNESS!!!***
Another design for your favorite Gringuito! Even if it’s yourself!
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— A T-Shirt for your favorite GRINGO —
This design came up in a twitter conversation between myself and @ConservativeLA – I’m pretty sure he came up with the idea, but I would like to take at least 15% credit for the collaboration… anyway, buy tons of these shirts because he wants to earn an “Honorary Mexican Certificate,” and this would definitely help him on his long, dark journey, paved with tacos…
***Also available as a coffee mug!***
Check out my AZTEC Christmas Card!
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CLICK to see some of my most POPULAR ITEMS!
the real Calvin and Hobbes t-shirt!
actually, the manufacturer took this design down because of supposed trademark infringement. CLICK on the image to see the original post and a better look at the offensive design!

La Chupacabra No Te Quiere shirt!
OR, Alternately, if you want to support the Sooper Mexy Mission, for any of the following reasons:
- you are a gringo or gringita and are ashamed for the oppression of my peoples and want to make amends.
- you are a latino or latina and have stolen too much from white people and need negative reparations.
- you are any other color and hate capitalism so you must do away with all money in your bank account.
- you LOVE capitalism and hot SooperMexicans and want to support those soopers who love capitalism too!!!
If you answered yes to any of the above, give ME MONEY!!!! click below!

























