Alan Colmes Celebrates Mother’s Day With Some Fancy Lingerie?

This has got to be the creepiest Mother’s Day tweet ever…

Apparently, he was threatened by the statist creepiness of the DNC chair’s “Mom-in-Chief” tweet for Michelle Obama, and thought he could beat that with his own creepiness. Well done, Colmes.

For a second, I considered some photoshop accompaniment to this post:

But the overwhelming negative response from my followers, and also the horrifying results of looking for source pictures by googling “male lingerie” has pretty much ruined my weekend.

The things I do for you people.

So, no photoshop. And I need a drink or ten.