When the story broke about some idiot Colorado state senator’s comments to try to reassure potential rape victims that a whistle is just as good as a gun to ward off assailants, my little brown brain got into action!!!

I thought of a funny hashtag to mock the situation – but I want to make this clear – I’m mocking the Senator who thinks a whistle is just as good a deterrent against violent crime as a gun. This was the first tweet with the hashtag:

Hilarity and pandemonium ensued!!

 

 

 

It trended after about 40 mins: 

 

 

 

I came up with this graphic to try to explain exactly why I came up with the hashtag:

Click here to read the article from Dana Loesch about Senator Salazar at Red State.

Somewhere along the line, liberals caught on and started whining:

 
I upset.. um… “vagmagic”:

An advocate for Chinese cabbage was unamused:

VERY UNAMUSED!!

 

And you HAVE to go see the Glock 9MM RAPE WHISTLE at the Morlock Revolt!!!

Now liberals are purposely distorting what the point of the hashtag is – they want to make it appear that it has to do with making fun of victims of crime. It’s not at all. But the media will help them smear conservatives to get their meme firmly entrenched in the minds of those who are too lazy to investigate these things.

This one, however, has got to be the best response ever:

 

How to avoid rape? Simple: STOP RAPING!

 
  • Steven Bannister

    Well society ALREADY teaches men not to rape women – or to steal cars or to rob banks or to do drugs. But men do it anyways.

    The question is: What does a woman do RIGHT FUCKING NOW when the rapist is in her face? Maybe women SHOULD have guns on them at all times, it would certainly make men a lot more afraid of women!

    But bar that, EVERY woman should AT LEAST have a can of strong mace and a knife handy…

  • Steven Bannister

    Not all liberals are nuts – but what can begin as “wishful” or “idealistic” thinking can slowly turn into a form of mental neurosis. I know, I used to be a liberal myself, being a libertarian now is sooo much healthier…

  • Steven Bannister

    Funniest one so far: Consider your rapist to be your “undocumented husband” LMFAO!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    Hey, moron, sometimes people rape with objects other than their penis.

  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    I foiled an attack by a rapist who jumped in my car and pulled a gun on me by telling him that I had a disease. I wouldn’t have been able to pull a gun had I had one because he had the element of surprise. This is some offensive and moronic shit from
    the fucking “legitimate rape” conservative assholes.

  • Guest

    I
    foiled an attack by a rapist who jumped in my car and pulled a gun on
    me by telling him that I had a disease. I wouldn’t have been able to
    pull a gun had I had one because he had the element of surprise. This is some offensive and moronic crap from
    the “legitimate rape” people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    What a mensch.

  • http://www.soopermexican.com Soopermexican

    Ok. And if you had a gun you’d STILL be able to tell him you had a disease, and if it didn’t work, you MIGHT have a chance to get your gun. No one is saying you shouldn’t use these tactics, but liberals want to take away your CHOICE to have other defenses too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    Don’t pretend that you were addressing choice, or that you understand the vagaries of rape culture. What should happen in a date rape situation? What would happen if I’d tried to pull a gun on a guy with a gun held to my head? He’s shoot me first, that what. The majority of rape situations call for unorthodox and creative strategies, tailored to the situation. It’s a shame you couldn’t treat the issue with the sense of seriousness and non-divisiveness it deserves.

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  • BeukendaalMason

    On Joe Biden’s planet. As Biden said “Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out, put [up] that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.”

  • http://twitter.com/Phryj Daniel Sullenberger

    So, basically all the brain-damaged mindless libs who keep coming on here are saying women shouldn’t be allowed to have guns to defend themselves from rapists? Between that and all the OWS rapes getting a pass from the left, I’d say that makes the Dems the Party of Rape.

  • http://twitter.com/Phryj Daniel Sullenberger

    “Rape culture”? Oh, you mean OWS? You’re right, we don’t understand why people who like socialism also seem to enjoy rape so much. I guess left-wingers are just really sick people.

  • http://www.soopermexican.com Soopermexican

    You are brainless. Did you not see that I advocate all of those things in addition to gun ownership? It’s YOUR side that is trying to limit a woman’s ability to defend herself more.

  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    Bullshit. Only a true asshole would lecture someone with something at stake, and real freaking experience on what they would want for victims and potential victims. But that’s what you people are all about, isn’t it? It’s not about actually trying to help; it’s about making extremely lame insults.

  • Cawoonache

    You people? Really Apryl? YOU people? What exactly do you mean by that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/apryl.sasscer Apryl Sasscer

    Conservatives.

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  • JohnG911

    Terminate him so he can’t cast another demoncrat vote.

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