Battle of the Abs – White House Releases Biden Abs Pic

Having lost the media spotlight to the Paul Ryan VP pick, and afraid of losing women to his chiseled abs, the White House has fought back, and released a picture of Joe Biden’s abs:

Courtesy and copyright the Onion

We expect a “Biden Ab bump” soon. No, not signs of pregnancy [dear Lord!], but a jump in the polls as the lapdog media does it’s best to assure American voters this is what they wanted…

[visit the Onion for the great article I snagged this from]
h/t Jorge Bonilla!!