The Sooper Guide to “White Hispanic” Skin Color for the Gringo Media!

By On March 27, 2012 · 34 Comments
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It’s amazing the lengths of racebaiting that the Leftist Liberal News Media Industrial Complex will go to in order to re-elect their savior, Obama. They’re going so far as to call a Hispanic man “White Hispanic” in order to incite a race war! How tolerant and inclusive of them. Well, I thought I’d help them out and give them this easy to understand guide to classifying Hispanic skin colors! Enjoy gringos!

And if this offends you, you DEFINITELY don’t want to click HERE!!!

After you’re done figuring out what color you are on the scale, please take my RACEBAITING POLL!

RETWEET to help Reuters figure out identification by skin color:

 

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  • http://twitter.com/themick1962 MAW

    Brilliant

  • jackiestbird

    Thank you for the schooling! I will carry a copy everywhere I go!

  • http://twitter.com/trueholygoat Chuck Long

     Awesome! Send it to every media outlet in America.

  • Biff

    What about sexual chocolate?

  • http://twitter.com/amyvrwc Amy Miller

    I am WEEPING. 

  • http://twitter.com/TellyStern Tel-Jonah Stern

    Love it!

  • Kimberly

    This made laugh so hard I sprayed coffee all over the monitor. Well done, amigo, well done. 

  • http://twitter.com/Sanador David Lazarek

    LOL.  Thanks for clearing that up!

  • http://twitter.com/Big_Foot Big_Foot

    I recently tried one of those Dorito tacos.  Tasted good, but made my fingers turn orange.  Had to wash my hands, since I have no desire to look like Speaker Boehner. 

    During my younger days, I watched some Speedy Gonzalez cartoons.  He is, after all, the fastest mouse in all Mexico.  (Be sure to pronounce the “x” like the German or Polish “ch”.)

  • http://twitter.com/skigarmisch Michelle

    I love this muchisimo!  In winter, I’m alabaster in honor of my gringo Daddy.  In summer, I’m warm beige to latte depending on how much sol I get in honor of my Mami.  :)  

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  • http://twitter.com/drawandstrike Brian Cates

    This was a freaking awesome idea, Sooper!  Great job! 

  • http://twitter.com/drawandstrike Brian Cates

    Oh and guess what?  Zimmerman turns out to be a Reg. Democrat (last update at the bottom)
    http://drawandstrike.blogspot.com/2012/03/msnbcs-karen-finney-doubles-down-on.html AND Spike Lee tweeted the WRONG ADDRESS for Zimmerman: http://drawandstrike.blogspot.com/2012/03/nice-going-there-spike-lee-tweets-wrong.html 

    Liberal stupidity on parade! I LOVE IT! 

  • Jay

    Now thats a good one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658854166 Stephanie Kienzle

    Love your site.  Love your snarkiness.  I love Latinos.  Since I couldn’t be one, I gave birth to one.  Viva Cuba!

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  • http://twitter.com/ZoomZanne Suzanne

    Brilliant!  Now can you reduce it to wallet size for my purse for easy reference? 

  • http://twitter.com/GreenPus GreenPus

    Love it!  -signed, Vanilla

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/5RQZIXZMEZVOVETKEYIWWGEZUM akw

    LMBO!   Very good.   But, is there a name for us gringos who think we’re a gorgeous mocha when we’re really just vanilla? 

  • Johnmarzan

     lol @soopy. I love mestizas btw.

  • http://twitter.com/mam646 asharp

    Yes, it’s called “boracho”.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Donna-Fallis/1173604605 Donna Fallis

    LOL…I love it. I’m more vanilla than anything else, but this is great!! Love the Boehner one too…lmaoo

  • Oleander01

    I love this!  Maybe the lib media could use a similar chart to help them describe African-Americans who aren’t “black enough”.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/5RQZIXZMEZVOVETKEYIWWGEZUM akw

     LOL!  OK

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  • http://www.facebook.com/stephanie.a.richer Stephanie A. Richer

    Muchas gracias for this!  I have reposted it over at The Digital Hairshirt because who knows where the mainstream media pulls their facts, I mean, besides from their rectums.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.marsan.39 John Marsan

    classic.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/fabyrocks Faby Perez

    46th president?

  • http://www.soopermexican.com Soopermexican

    Yeah unfortunately I first posted this when we still thought Romney had a chance…

  • Soylent Green

    Awesome scale, Supe.
    I’m somewhere in the Cheech beige range, except in summer when I burn and peel like most Scots-Irish whiskey heads. Maybe I should buy one of those Honky Cracker Hoodies I saw the pop-up ad for.

  • http://twitter.com/Deborah_Toms Deborah Toms

    Hysterical!

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